Claypot..

I ate claypot tom yam mee for my dinner today, and it looked so nice, i couldn't resist taking a photo of it....

So anyways, i found some jokes a tossed aside eons ago...was cleaning out my cupboard, and found a few yellowed pages, so i read them...i think i got it when i was in form 1 or sth...

Anyways, enjoy!

1. One should love animals, they are so tasty.
2. Love thy neighbour, but don't get caught.
3. Behind every succesful man, is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
4. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.
5. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
6. A good discussion is like a miniskirt. Short enough to pertain interest, and long enough to cover the subject.
7. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause childrren.
8. *ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY* So what? Who's in a hurry?
9. *Hard work never killed anybody* But why take the risk?
10. God made relatives. Thank God we can chose our friends!
11. When two's company, three's the result!
12. A dress is like a brarbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
13. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you tend to forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So, why learn?!?